Recently I recieved a mail from Bruce of Authority Directory. I know I am a free lance web designer, but I didn’t know that I am a stamp designer also. In this mail I actually get to see my work on a mail stamp. Wow that is some publicity.. I am sure Bruce will mention to his friends when they ask him about the stamp.

Here are a few photos

If you want stamps like those visit Stamps.com, and you can get your own stamps created there. If you want a cool image, you guys know how to contact me

Don’t forget to visit Authority Directory. Thanks bruce for sending me this.

Well today, here with me is the youngest memeber of Balkhis. Yup this is Zain Balkhi, the lucky boy who the zainu template is named after. Download that template now.

Anywayz getting back to the point, Zain is 4 years old right now and he has shown alot of interest in computers. Yeah he can turn the computer off, type his name on the computer, find his favorite movies in the computer and much more. All the stuff my mom can’t do …. So he is very helpful specially when I need my computer on to remotely access it from somewhere, or need to turn it off when I am away. He is a big critic on all my designs eventhough I don’t pay much attention to his criticism because he wants fun in the design … Its funny to listen to all the stuff.

Next you will know is a 7 year old making more money than you will because I am thinking with the pace this boy is going he will be helping me generate more revenue than any other Balkhis member in the next 3 years. It is so easy a 4 year old can do it (Thats what I will tell to all the people who can’t use computer like my mom). What are you doing right now …. Hahahaha

Even though the Balkhis shirt is too big on him, He wears it around the house and outside when he is playing. I got to get him some shirts in his size in different colors. If anyone of you guys know a best place to get the shirts made for business please let me know in the comment box. I am looking for quality shirt printing in various sizes…….

In the meantime enjoy his pictures

Are you interested in finding this one out? Well I found out how rich I will be in the next 10 years. Ofcourse it is not that big of an amount but I am happy with it. This was one of the cool things that I discovered on Chow’s website and thought it would be interesting for my users to see as well.

Chris Angus has created a new website called How Rich Will I Be? in which you will take a short 15 question survey, and it will tell you how rich will you be in the next 10 years. Ofcourse the site has refused to reveal the algo, and they claim it to provide very precise results. We will see now won’t we…..

Remember this is not a serious thing, so don’t stress out before taking it. This is just one of the fun activities you can do while taking a break from your work.

I decided to take this test twice, once was last night before I was going to bed and I forgot to copy and paste the banner code therefore I had to take it again. My results improved by 2 million. What you know. I guess it is true that you think better right when you get up.

According to this I will earn $16,722,553 in the next 10 years.

16,722,553

Try it now and let me know what your numbers were. Also let me know if anyone scores a really low number around 2 million or so because it is unreasonable if everyone gets a really high number…

Well, This video was made on the night of April 29th because David Pegg, and I had to study for our final exam on Human Sexuality. We went to study at the Library and studied for about 5 hours, and then we decided what is a better way to memorize some of the facts other than a video. I read about 4 chapters which were a part of the test, and picked out the script for our little comedy sketch. This sketch is definately unedited, and I am sure it could’ve been done better if we had someone make a video for us (This was decided in like five minutes). For the last scene, we had to bother people who were walkin to convince someone to make a video of both of us together. David who likes to be called dpizzle, is in Theatre Striking Force and he is a musician… Pretty good in acting also, so he was the one who decided how we are going to act on the scripts that I pulled out from the book.

Watch the Video Now:

Some of the stuff that we learned from this video:

John - slang term for a person who hires prostitutes
Trick - Service provided by a prostitute.
GABRIELA - A program in Philippines that fights prostitution, sexual harassment, and rape.
We learned the fact that Sex Sells, and proved it with our silly experiment.
We learned that the rate of Sexually transmitted infections (STI) were decreased in Europe when prostitution was legalized, and prostitution is legal in Nevada.
We also learned some of the catchy phrases used by the U.S Government program of Abstinence Only Until marriage.
It also helped us memorize the number of porn users online every second, and every day. Curious to know? I have said it in the video, if you don’t get it than this is for you. (28,558 users every second) which makes it 2,467,411,200… Apparently it is not trillion and it is billion, but I realized it the next day when I woke up because I was too tired the night before.

Well all to all I am happy that we did this because our Test Grades turned out superb. David and I both got an A in our final exam.

We would like to thank you for watching this video, and if you have any comments feel free to let us know. Also how did you like this viral video?

Alright it is time to say good bye to April, but what I am going to do in this post is collect the best posts that I found online that were posted in April 2008 which I think are useful/entertaining to my users. I think I am going to make this a tradition and hopefully I will keep following it from now on that my last post of the month will be the one that collects the best post of Balkhis and other blogs that I read normally.

Top 10 from my favorite other blogs

Clear Windows XP RAM without Restarting
Must Attend Affiliate Marketing Events
12 Ways to Be a More Interactive and Accessible Blogger
Dot Com Life Style
Widget Best Practice in a Google World
60 more AJAX and Javascript for Professional Coding
History of Mozilla Firefox Logo
What Happens to Doritos at 30,000 feet
A good start is half the job done
How to set Hillary Clinton on Fire just Incase you wanted to

Balkhis Top 10

5 Ways to attract commentator to your post
Tips on how to improve alexa ranking for your websites / blogs
Entrecard Results and some effective tips on Power Dropping
HostGator committing a Federal Offense
Video Blogging - Next Step
Tips on w3c Validation of your website
What Settings to use in All-in-one SEO Pack for Wordpress?
5 things that can hurt the Search Engine Ranking Positions (SERPs) of your website
How the determine the price of ads on your website?
Best Design Practices of RSS and free icon sets collection

I am very sure by checking these cool posts out it will only help you and some will entertain you. I am sorry for those whom I couldn’t mention in the post, but if you would like to make yourself in the next month’s top 10 … please post comments here and I tried to track each of my commentators.